Fwd: Hmmmm!

Subject: HMMMMMMMM!

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. 

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married.
Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "Ok, we'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Give thanks to the Lord, for He is good.
His love endures forever!  Ps 136:1
 

 

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I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.          

Maxine