Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Fwd: Homesick Snowbird


Homesick Snowbird

 

in Scottsdale, AZ,  I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:  "I miss Chicago"

So I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the  tires, added an Obama bumper sticker and left a note that read,

 

"Hope this helps."







"What day is it?" asked Pooh.
"It's today" squeaked Piglet.
"My favorite day" said Pooh.





Monday, January 5, 2015

Fwd: Test your math skills







 
 
I love math tricks and this one really works and will only take you about ten seconds!!!

Amazing it really works to reveal your all-time favorite movie.

I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities.

Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie EVER!

DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom

You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is

1. Pick a number from 1-9.

2. Multiply that number by 3.

3. Add 3.

4. Multiply by 3 again.

5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:
Movie List:

1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech After Impeachment
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire


Now, isn't that something?
 
 

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