Homesick Snowbird
in Scottsdale, AZ, I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: "I miss Chicago"
So I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires, added an Obama bumper sticker and left a note that read,
"Hope this helps."
"What day is it?" asked Pooh.
"It's today" squeaked Piglet.
"My favorite day" said Pooh.
"It's today" squeaked Piglet.
"My favorite day" said Pooh.